You better be careful, because this lady holds a grudge like a mother. Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 0:30 Forgive and forget 1:00 Stop and shop 1:56 High blood pressure 2:39 Hate your f*cking guts Cast: Kristina Feliciano (IG: @KristinaIsComedy/TW: @KweenOfComedy) Tayler Bungo (IG: @lol_bungo) Gwen Coburn (@sadgrlsongsgwen) Writer: Gwen Coburn Director: Nina Fragine (@NinaFragine) Producer: Michelle Ciccotelli (IG: @michelleciccotelli TW: @michelleacicc) Editor: Michelle Ciccotelli Team Members: Alex Otis (@noticedbyotis) Shannon DeVido (@shannondevido) Sydney Neilson (@sydney_neilson) Special Thanks: William Colón James Thorne Leslie Lawler Bo Krucik Sound Effects from Storyblocks.com LYRICS: Oh hey! Yeah, I’m staying at my mom’s. You want to catch up before I leave town? I don’t think that’s gonna work. Ooh you wanna be my friend, You can’t you crossed my mom You wanna reconnect but oh no, you crossed my mom You think it’s up to me? couldn’t be more wrong I’ll forgive you and forget you, but not my mom She remembers everything, you crossed my mom “You mean the Jess who pushed you off the swings”?, bitch you crossed my mom She’s got a shit list, which you bet you’re on You’re dead to her now, you crossed my mom Yeah she’s a mother and a gangster, a cul-de-sac OG You fucked up, she kept score, Game over, she’s the referee She won’t tell you, but you're screwed Yeah you blew it, She’ll blast you over a glass of wine to her whole book club crew She’ll say “hi” in Stop and Shop cause she don’t wanna be rude But don’t mistake it for nice, she’s just polite, you’re in a feud she’d fight you if she could You made her daughter cry that time you cut in front-of- me in the hot lunch line … you wanna make amends, You can’t you crossed my mom She makes soup like a boss, and holds a grudge like a don She dresses like claire dunphy, but she rages like king kong She’ll destroy you without smudging her burt’s bees tinted lip balm Mind a like a steel trap, yeah you crossed my mom “Who remembers all that high school crap?”, uhm, only my mom To most of my friends, she’s a mom straight out of a sitcom But you should watch your back, cause you crossed my mom If I’m being honest, I’m sorry that it’s gotta be this way She can’t let go of the time you got the lead in that high school play When she spent all summer driving me to ballet, I told her mom, I’m 31 now, it’s really okay But she still talks in her sleep bout that production of cabaret Mom, you gotta let it go, you can’t stay mad forever It was 15 years ago, and these hard feelings are hurting your blood pressure Mom I love you but hide your displeasure Can’t have (all this hate) (for my mate) (feel betrayed) (cause she didn’t invite me) to her birthday in the sixth grade. [doorbell] [laughter] You are just a riot, Jessica. How did you and Caroline meet again? Thanks Mrs. Mooney, we’ve known each other forever actually. Yeah, we went to high school together! Yeah, we both tried out for this musical and… I don’t wanna brag, but… NOOOOO! … In case you still had doubts, Yeah you crossed my mom Your name is dirt in her house, Yeah you crossed my mom Don’t let her smile fool you, as soon as you’re gone She’ll be dropping diss tracks “ That Jessie was always so HEADSTRONG” She hates your fucking guts, bitch you crossed my mom There’s no if ands or buts, now you know you crossed my mom I think you’re pretty cool, we’d probably get along But you’ll never come to dinner, cause you crossed my mom. FIND US ONLINE: Join GOLD Comedy today: https://club.goldcomedy.com/ Instagram: @GOLDComedy Twitter: @GOLDComedy TikTok: @GOLD_Comedy_ Bumper animated by Erica Estrada. WHAT IS GOLD COMEDY? GOLD Comedy is the comedy school, professional community, and content studio where women and non-binary folks grow their comedy careers, build powerful networks, and make funny stuff. ***MEET: Anyone can watch tutorials on YouTube. We are your comedy crew—here to applaud you, collab with you, and help you succeed. ***LEARN: Level up your funny with the latest comedy styles and techniques taught by experts in live classes and live events. ***PERFORM: We’ll get you the experience and exposure you need to get started AND level up, and the skills that serve you for life. WHAT ARE GOLD DIGITAL PRODUCTION TEAMS? GOLD Comedy’s Digital Production Teams form the core of GOLD’s one-of-a-kind year-long program designed to grow your comedy career, skills, portfolio, and network. Each team is comprised of funny women and nonbinary members of GOLD who create sketch, parody, news, musical, and satirical shorts. We’ve got teams in New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, and Austin—and entirely virtual (movie magic!) Three-time Emmy-nominated director and producer Ana Bretón serves as the teams’ advisor, along with occasional inspirational visits from GOLD advisor Rachel Dratch FIND OUT MORE: https://goldcomedy.com/digital-production-teams/

He’s a mean one, and he’s here to steal your girl. Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 0:17 New crush 1:20 He smells and he's rude 2:09 She belongs with me Cast: Kristina Feliciano (IG: @KristinaIsComedy/TW: @KweenOfComedy) Tayler Bungo @lolbungo Devin O’Neill @devin__oneill / devinoneillcomedy.com Michelle Ciccotelli @michelleciccotelli Gwen Coburn @sadgrlsongsgwen Nina Fragine @ninafragine Alex Otis @noticedbyotis Director: Nina Fragine Music & Lyrics: Michelle Ciccotelli & Gwen Coburn Arranged by: Gwen Coburn & Dan Reifsteck Editor: Michelle Ciccotelli Producer: Kristina Feliciano Special Thanks: William Colón Gabriel Diaz De Leon Bo Krucik FIND US ONLINE: Join GOLD Comedy today: https://club.goldcomedy.com/ Instagram: @GOLDComedy Twitter: @GOLDComedy TikTok: @GOLD_Comedy_ Bumper animated by Erica Estrada. WHAT IS GOLD COMEDY? GOLD Comedy is the comedy school, professional community, and content studio where women and non-binary folks grow their comedy careers, build powerful networks, and make funny stuff. ***MEET: Anyone can watch tutorials on YouTube. We are your comedy crew—here to applaud you, collab with you, and help you succeed. ***LEARN: Level up your funny with the latest comedy styles and techniques taught by experts in live classes and live events. ***PERFORM: We’ll get you the experience and exposure you need to get started AND level up, and the skills that serve you for life. WHAT ARE GOLD DIGITAL PRODUCTION TEAMS? GOLD Comedy’s Digital Production Teams form the core of GOLD’s one-of-a-kind year-long program designed to grow your comedy career, skills, portfolio, and network. Each team is comprised of funny women and nonbinary members of GOLD who create sketch, parody, news, musical, and satirical shorts. We’ve got teams in New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, and Austin—and entirely virtual (movie magic!) Three-time Emmy-nominated director and producer Ana Bretón serves as the teams’ advisor, along with occasional inspirational visits from GOLD advisor Rachel Dratch FIND OUT MORE: https://goldcomedy.com/digital-production-teams/

It’s pee pee, bitch. Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:42 Scary movies & trampolines 2:25 Sneezing 3:00 You deserve the truth Cast: Alex Otis (@noticedbyotis) Tayler Bungo (IG: @lol_bungo) Nina Fragine (@NinaFragine) Kristina Feliciano (IG: @KristinaIsComedy/TW: @KweenOfComedy) Michelle Ciccotelli (IG: @michelleciccotelli) Greta Guthrie (@gsmallzmusic) Gwen Coburn (@sadgrlsongsgwen) Director: Gwen Coburn Music: Gwen Coburn & Dan Reifsteck Lyrics: Gwen Coburn, Kristina Feliciano, Michelle Ciccotelli Choreographer: Alex Otis (@noticedbyotis) Editor: Michelle Ciccotelli Producer: Michelle Ciccotelli Special Thanks: William Colón Gabriel Diaz De Leon Bo Krucik Jake Lazarow FIND US ONLINE: Join GOLD Comedy today: https://club.goldcomedy.com/ Instagram: @GOLDComedy Twitter: @GOLDComedy TikTok: @GOLD_Comedy_ Bumper animated by Erica Estrada. WHAT IS GOLD COMEDY? GOLD Comedy is the comedy school, professional community, and content studio where women and non-binary folks grow their comedy careers, build powerful networks, and make funny stuff. ***MEET: Anyone can watch tutorials on YouTube. We are your comedy crew—here to applaud you, collab with you, and help you succeed. ***LEARN: Level up your funny with the latest comedy styles and techniques taught by experts in live classes and live events. ***PERFORM: We’ll get you the experience and exposure you need to get started AND level up, and the skills that serve you for life. WHAT ARE GOLD DIGITAL PRODUCTION TEAMS? GOLD Comedy’s Digital Production Teams form the core of GOLD’s one-of-a-kind year-long program designed to grow your comedy career, skills, portfolio, and network. Each team is comprised of funny women and nonbinary members of GOLD who create sketch, parody, news, musical, and satirical shorts. We’ve got teams in New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, and Austin—and entirely virtual (movie magic!) Three-time Emmy-nominated director and producer Ana Bretón serves as the teams’ advisor, along with occasional inspirational visits from GOLD advisor Rachel Dratch FIND OUT MORE: https://goldcomedy.com/digital-production-teams/

Working smarter, never harder. Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 1:09 Morning Routine 1:58 Emails 2:55 Meal Prep 3:21 Dinner Cast: Greta Guthrie (@gsmallzmusic) Kristina Feliciano (IG: @KristinaIsComedy/TW: @KweenOfComedy) Director: Tayler Bungo Cinematographer: Jake Lazarow Music: Greta Guthrie Lyrics: Greta Guthrie Editor: Michelle Ciccotelli Producer: Kristina Feliciano Special Thanks: Jake Lazarow FIND US ONLINE: Join GOLD Comedy today: https://club.goldcomedy.com/ Instagram: @GOLDComedy Twitter: @GOLDComedy TikTok: @GOLD_Comedy_ Bumper animated by Erica Estrada. WHAT IS GOLD COMEDY? GOLD Comedy is the comedy school, professional community, and content studio where women and non-binary folks grow their comedy careers, build powerful networks, and make funny stuff. ***MEET: Anyone can watch tutorials on YouTube. We are your comedy crew—here to applaud you, collab with you, and help you succeed. ***LEARN: Level up your funny with the latest comedy styles and techniques taught by experts in live classes and live events. ***PERFORM: We’ll get you the experience and exposure you need to get started AND level up, and the skills that serve you for life. WHAT ARE GOLD DIGITAL PRODUCTION TEAMS? GOLD Comedy’s Digital Production Teams form the core of GOLD’s one-of-a-kind year-long program designed to grow your comedy career, skills, portfolio, and network. Each team is comprised of funny women and nonbinary members of GOLD who create sketch, parody, news, musical, and satirical shorts. We’ve got teams in New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, and Austin—and entirely virtual (movie magic!) Three-time Emmy-nominated director and producer Ana Bretón serves as the teams’ advisor, along with occasional inspirational visits from GOLD advisor Rachel Dratch FIND OUT MORE: https://goldcomedy.com/digital-production-teams/